THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BANNER

I’m Banner.
I have stories.

Rescue dog, professional snack inspector, occasional backseat driver—and now, your narrator.

Read my latest tale
Love, Banner 🐾
Ronda holding Banner over her shoulder
Mom & me—she does the typing.
“Mom says I’m opinionated.
I say I’m thorough.
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Fresh from my journal

Kindness wins

Carrots are always a good idea

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TALES FROM MY PAWS

Latest stories

Every adventure is true.
Some details may be improved by the narrator.

Banner — The Day I Chose My MomMy Story
August 18, 2026 5 min read

The Day I Chose My Mom

Technically, she says she rescued me. I remember it a little differently.

Banner — The Porch Walk That Changed EverythingTom & Me
August 14, 2026 4 min read

The Porch Walk That Changed Everything

Tom thought we were having a peaceful moment. I had other plans.

Banner — My Official Guide to a Good DayBanner’s Rules
August 10, 2026 4 min read

My Official Guide to a Good Day

Carrots at bedtime. Sunglasses when necessary. Kindness always.

Banner — Five Hours and She Still Wouldn’t Let Me DriveRoad Trips
August 7, 2026 4 min read

Five Hours and She Still Wouldn’t Let Me Drive

We could have been home two hours earlier. I stand by that statement.

Banner — The Day Strangers Knew My NameMy Story
August 4, 2026 4 min read

The Day Strangers Knew My Name

I went to see balloons. Apparently, I was also part of the attraction.

Banner — Why I Wear SunglassesBanner’s Rules
August 1, 2026 3 min read

Why I Wear Sunglasses

The sun is bright. My future is brighter. Also, they look excellent.

Banner wearing his star tie
CHIEF NARRATOR

MEET YOUR STORYTELLER

Small dog.
Very big personality.

Hi, I’m Banner. I’m a rescued Shih-poo, Mom’s full-time supervisor, and the face behind all this pawsitivity.

I write about the things that matter: family, friendship, second chances, bedtime carrots, and why dogs should absolutely be allowed to drive.

18 pounds of charmOct. 19 my birthday opinions daily

STRAIGHT FROM MOM’S CAMERA

Proof I’ve always had style

No AI. No stand-ins.
Just the real Banner.

Banner freshly groomed and wearing a plaid tie
My blue period
Banner sitting on Mom’s shoulders
Management position
A collage of Banner wearing funny glasses and a hat
A natural fashion icon

ASK BANNER

Need a little
pawsitive perspective?

Tell me what’s on your mind. First-day nerves, a hard week, a fresh start, or a small victory—I’ll put on my thinking tie and send a little encouragement your way.

“You don’t need the whole path figured out. Just find the courage for your next pawstep.”— Banner 🐾
Banner offers friendly encouragement, not medical or mental-health advice. If you’re in immediate danger or crisis, contact emergency services or a qualified professional.

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PAW NOTES FROM BANNER

More stories are
always on the way.

My newsletter is still learning to sit and stay. Until it is ready, every new tale will appear right here.

🐾 Come back soon!Mom and I are gathering the next true story.